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Patient's statement: "I was standing next to a table when I lost my balance. The table hit me and I fell."
Ela Nowis
Orange, CA
Dictation: "Bilateral foot examination reveals a mild callus along the left fifth toe."
Speech Recognition (SR): "Bilateral breast examination reveals a mild callus along the left side of the toe."
Pamela Morrow
Conyers, GA
Dictation: "She sleeps on zero to three pillows at night."
SR: "She sleeps on zero to three fellows at night."
Carol Coates
Ashville, NC
Dictated: "Cerebral palsy."
SR: "Super Bowl palsy."
Jeanine Berrie, CMT
San Angelo, TX
"... The patient was found outside in his driveway unconscious. He was taken inside by neighbors where he became aroused. .Wait! That's not what I meant!"
L. Beckman, RHIT
Keyser, WV
Dictation: "I no longer have (pause) correction, on the labs."
SR: "I no longer have an erection."
Kristina Ray, RHIA, CCS
Taylorville, IL
Doctor breezing through an exam title and history says: "Head without slurred speech," meaning "CT of the head without contrast. History: Slurred speech."
Stephanie, CMT
Orlando, FL
"Preadmission meds: Aspiration 325 mg daily."
Connie Calvert, RHIA, CCS
Ridgeland SC
Dictation: "She says her vagina hurts even when she is sitting still, sometimes with urination, sometimes with wiping."
Transcribed: "She says her vagina hurts even when she is sitting still, sometimes with urination, sometimes with whipping."
Teresa Hutto, CMT
Winnsboro, LA
Dictated: "I applied Prisma to the wound with a gauze dressing."
Transcribed: "I applied Prisma to the wound with cross dressing."
Wendy Sue, CMT
The Colony, TX
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